Down With People Up With Chipmunks And Vandalism

Well they're at it again. Vegans. The scourge of dining. First off I'm not opposed to Veganism. It is a personal choice and as human beings we have a right to choice. The problem is that anemic, self righteous lunatics are actually trying to force their tempeh laced thought processes down our throats. Like any other group, their persistence and downright ciminal tactics actually takes away from their cause. They're like little whiny, cowardly babies with even less respect for human life than the "evils" they oppose. Take a look.

http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5453

Does this guy look like someone you'ld want hanging around you? If he does, please get the fuck away from me. He sums up the whole Vegan hypocrisy. It's ok to wear clothes produced by exploited third world workers but for God's sake, don't eat honey. It exploits bees. Fuck a bee. If they're so goddamned smart and useful, let them form a labor union and organize mass stingings. Don't slaughter cows for meat. Why not? If it weren't for the beef industry, cows would probably extinct by now. Certain atrocities are genuine. I think clubbing a baby seal is sickening and pretty damn mean too. Skinning alligators for luggage and and shoes for the repulsive upper crust serves virtually no purpose other than vanity. Raising animals for fur coats? Whatever. Vanity again. We go to such great lengths to rid our bodies of excess hair so we can put on a badger pelt. Just stop shaving for Christ'sake. Ever been to a Phish concert?Shit.

Whoa....back up...started going in the wrong direction, sorry. My point is these people are actually victimizing people and businesses. It's the mentality of warped right to lifers murdering doctors who perform abortions, to save lives. It's up to one person The mother. It's a personal decision. A choice. It's hers and her's only. The gall of the nutcases trying to impose their version of morals and ethics on anyone else. This "somebody has to be the voice of the(insert cause here)" No they don't.

I like when they say"well, would you eat your pets?"Fuck no.My dog eats cat litter and my cats are full of hairballs. Plus, their my pets. I didn't raise them to eat.Is that concept simple enough?

So, to end, I will say I love meat. Big bloody steaks. Great hunks of pork shoulder or pork chops(pigs are cute and sure taste good don't they?) , foie gras, sweetbreads. I get excited just thinking about meat. The fucking Vegans make me want to break down a lamb in the dining room and drink it's blood.

Fortunately, we have people like Ted Nugent who actually made one of my favorite statements of all time; "Everytime these Peta people get in my face, I'm gonna go out an kill 12 of something!" Now that's a man you can trust! Ted, let's get in that Terminus Eldorado and head on down to a fuckin' steakhouse!
( let it be known Ted eats all the animals he kills, and hasn't bought commercially produced meat in years and he doesn't practice wasteful slaughter)