I've Got a New Pet!!!

I'll call him MyLittleMonkey
You know you're doing something good when MyLittleMonkey spends his time scrutinizing my posts, failing to understand the concept of sarcasm and venting, and my personal favorite pointing out hypocrisy. I told someone not to hit the publish button twice yet I do it sometimes. So? MyLittleMonkey calls me an ungrateful prick (I love it!) because I vent about the irony and Murphy's law of this business. I'm grateful for every dime my customers spend. Am I grateful for what we have to put up with to get it ? Not by a fucking long shot. I'll leave the "yessa boss" dick sucking to my MyLittleMonkey. I'm so grateful I open the doors and cook for free for them once a year shithead. We give to the community, we work our fingers to the bone and we treat our customers like gold. We treat our employees the best we can. Apparently this is a problem for MyLittleMonkey.
MyLittleMonkey calls me childish. Yep. I act like a fucking 7 year old sometimes.
Another favorite MyLittleMonkey told me I was "fucked in the head". I'm so proud of MyLittleMonkey!! He figured that out on his own!? I've only said I was about a hundred times.
Do you think I tell the people that show up five minutes before we close they can't eat? No, they get the best we can give them.That's why they keep coming back. If you like when they do that, YOU'RE fucked in the head. Liking something and dealing with it are two different things. We deal with it. Sometimes I do it by leaving. I don't want my mood to rub off on my employees and set the tone for their work. Someday you'll have the luxury and sense to do the same thing. My kitchen doesn't need me babysitting them.
It's the same when somebody shows up at MyLittleMonkey's place and says "Can I have a 2 Value Meals?" You know, you're almost done mopping and now look.
I know what you're thinking MyLittleMonkey. You're thinking "well you chose this line of work"..yeah I sure did. Kind of. "Well if you don't like it get out" Why would I do that? I love it! I also love bitching about assholes. Actually it a lot simpler, if you don't like what I write, don't read it. I know you have to MyLittleMonkey, you're obsessed with it now.
These are of course, only his opinions and as flattering as they are, he's certainly entitled to them. That's why I love my new LittleMonkey so much. I'm sure his other owners love him too.