Monday, September 06, 2004

Wine And Cheese Security Threats

Here. Thank God the Department of Homeland Defense is looking out for our "safety" by creating more stringent import laws thereby depriving us of the best imported cheeses, wines and other foodstuffs. Punish the artisinal producers and the threats to national security who place pleasure over politics

I feel safer already knowing Pierre's cheese is sitting in a loading dock rotting. Of course this means nothing to the Department of Home Confinement. I'm sure they're happy with good ol' American cheese and some sweet tea.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh's the political hour...with yours truly, A.C.You better go and inform CNN on this one here..people, We have a national security problem..all on *OMG* cheese. are just to I said before, that you ARE a retard..The Pres. needs to be informed of this here and raise the *terrorist level* to red.

Better make sure that you have all of your cheese ready to be armed. LMAO.Watch out Iraq...A.C. is going to launch his cheese arsenal on you!! Jesus...soo fucking hilarious!!

3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks man! Glad you liked it. Did it really take you an hour to read it?
Thanks for your support!


9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A.C. You are truly *Fucked in the head* can't you see that the person who published the first comment was joking around, you fuckwad? Apparently not.

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should've been written that way then.
Thanks for the support!


9:30 AM  

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